[oamisoa]

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

[video-hall-of-fame]

drinking games with the youth group

[catsandkitten]

Decided to make a flower crown for my cat Hani

[exceptionals]

me: hey
friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up
me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

[get-dressed-get-blessed]

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

[sniffing]

i hate reading about this so much what was this freak even trying to accomplish

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts

• white person: #
• me: hoe don't do it
• white person: #AllLivesMatter #WhiteOutDay
• me: oh my god

[lucidnee]

GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME

[goingn4thekill]

i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you would be a shitty parent.

[lucidnee]

GUESSS WHO STILL DONT GOT KIDS?? ME